I just discovered epicmealtime.

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feel free to ask me anything and chat to me whenever.

i'm nicola.
i'm from melbourne, and i speak english, chinese and a little bit of french.
my favourite cities are london, paris and amsterdam.
tell me about yourself :)

Oh you are too cutee (:

I’m Jenn from good ol Canada, in grade tennn. My life pretty much consists of math homework and starbucks ! <3

if this post reaches 10,000 i wont commit suicide.

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

<3

The only way out of the labyrinth of suffering is to forgive.

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Honestly;

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whatbitcheslove:

http://starralyssa.tumblr.com/

Laughed wayyy too hard.

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brain-fever:

shutyourflytrap:

You think David Fucking Karp made Tumblr? No, he didn’t He stole the idea from this man. His name was Sebastian Karp, David’s older brother. Growing up Sebastian was the guy everyone loved and David was jealous. When Sebastian created Tumblr, David snapped. His jealousy got the best of him so he locked him in his room and set his room on fire. Sebastian survived but his whole body was severely damaged by the flames. He ran away of embarrassment. Nobody knows where he is. Rumor has it he still lurks at the Tumblr headquarters and unplugs the servers every now and then just for revenge. Sometimes that isn’t enough. There are bloggers who just randomly delete and disappear without a trace. He kidnaps them and tortures them like one of those Saw movies. He hates everyone who uses Tumblr almost as much as he hates his own face. Here’s a picture of him. Reblog it. If he sees this picture on your page, he won’t bother you out of fear of himself. If you don’t…well, you’ll be easy pickings for his revenge plot. 

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I HATE MY LYFE.

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